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Overheard in Class

I was in Cultural Geography class yesterday morning, and overhead a splendid little conversation between two girls (who, incidentally, text almost constantly during class):

Girl 1: So, did you finish your response for ethics?
Girl 2: Yeah, finally. It was such a pain in the ass.
Girl 1: Yeah, I know. I don’t get why the professor wanted it typed.
Girl 2: I know. I didn’t type mine up, though. I had my mom do it.

… She had her mom do it. The girl is in her twenties, in college, and her mother is typing her work for her.

I must admit – I briefly considered tackling her, but then thought that such an act would probably be taken badly by the campus administration, particularly the security branch thereof.

Then again, I don’t know why I was surprised. These are the same girls who never take notes, instead opting to text in class, and then act shocked when they get Cs and Ds on their exams. Oh really? I never would have imagined such a thing would happen.

Me? Bitter? No, not at all.

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The spring quarter started up yesterday, and I’ve already heard an amazing snippet from one of my classes. Sitting in my math class, waiting for the teacher to arrive, and listening in on the conversations going on around me:

Girl 1: Yeah, I was watching Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? a while ago, and I saw the one where they were asking the person about pronouns. I thought that was so crappy of them.

Girl 2: Yeah, I know! I mean, I don’t even know what a pronoun is.

Girl 1: Oh, I do. A pronoun is just like a noun, really, the whole person, place, or thing. The “pro” in “pronoun” is an abbreviation for proper. I thought it was sneaky how they were trying to trick the person with that.

Girl 2: Yeah, that’s pretty low…

It was at that point that I leapt into the fray and informed them that no, a pronoun is not “just like a noun”, and that the “pro” in pronoun does not stand for proper.

I’m still amazed. Coming from the mouth of a university student!

I’m probably being unfair, though. Being a language geek, I know what it is. I’m sure I’d be idiotic in other areas… I know for a fact that my geography skills are horrible, including for my own country.

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