So, you want to become a Satanist, huh? Alright. I’ll help you get started. The first step is to learn how to spell Satan. I know – you’d think the first step would be learning about Satan, or sacrificing a black cat, or painting one of your fingernails red.
I have my reasons, though. Why is [...]
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The First Step In Becoming a Satanist
The Library’s “Readable Non-fiction”?
I was at the public library a few days ago and saw a display that I think could have stood a bit more planning before being released into the wild. Having my handy cellphone, I snapped a picture:
As opposed to the vast quantities of unreadable non-fiction they have available… ? Yes, yes, do check out [...]
Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Well, I just had a rather embarrassing moment at the store. I was standing in line, waiting to pay for my things; I was next to be rung up. The guy at the checkout said to the lady in front of me, “You’ve got one more 2 liter of Pepsi here, too.” I glanced forward [...]
If You’re Dead, Can You Still Get Life Insurance?
I wrote back in August of 2007 that my father was receiving mail from Physicicians Mutual, the life insurance company; most of the mail had Welcome back! in big letters stamped across it. There’s nothing wrong per se with getting mail from life insurance companies, except that in August of 2007, my father had been [...]
Caution: Middle aged persons on board!
Driving my wife to a meeting earlier today, I ended up behind a transport van, part of a system in my town that provides transportation for senior citizens. On the back of the van, underneath the emergency exit door was this:
Caution! Senior citizens!
Fair enough.
I’ve also seen, quite often (always?) this on the back of buses [...]
