So, you want to become a Satanist, huh? Alright. I’ll help you get started. The first step is to learn how to spell Satan. I know – you’d think the first step would be learning about Satan, or sacrificing a black cat, or painting one of your fingernails red.
I have my reasons, though. Why is spelling the first step in becoming a Satanist? Well, I figure if you’re going to be a Satanist, you’ll want to occasionally let people know that Satan lives by tagging things with spraypaint. And you wouldn’t want to do what a fellow in my town did. Observe:
If you’re having trouble reading it due to the poor quality (my apologies – cellphone camera), it reads: Satin Lives. When spelled wrong, it loses something, don’t you think? I believe Johnny’s project next week is to tag the school building with “Polyester Lives.”
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Perhaps after Satin little Johnny will move on to Silk….
Posted 19 Oct 2008 at 9:57 am ¶Satin? Is he any relation to Lucifur?
Posted 19 Oct 2008 at 10:12 am ¶..and lesson two should probably be to get the symbols right (satanists turns both the cross and the pentagram upside down)..
But maybe this is an all new sect/ religion we don’t know about yet, where Satin lives..
Posted 19 Oct 2008 at 10:22 am ¶If Satin is anything like the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Then I’ve only got one thing to say.
Where do I sign up?
Posted 19 Oct 2008 at 10:41 am ¶Satanists are like drug addicts, they’re idiots.
Posted 22 Oct 2008 at 10:16 pm ¶I must confess, I am a fan of both satin and satan. oh what a wonderful discovery.
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