I just took a look at my blog stats, and I noticed that someone got here from the search “Ninja Penguins can kill you”. I find it odd that someone would be searching for that to begin with; I find it even more odd that yes, my blog is the #1 result for that search string at Google.
Thanks, Cas. It’s all your fault. 
Do the search and you’ll see what I mean.
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October 16, 2006 at 10:33 pm
LearningNerd
Looks like you found yourself a niche! Better start throwing in more “ninja penguin” keywords to keep up your Google PageRank!
I get some weird searches, too, like the letter “t”. I’m not even listed on Google for “t”!
October 17, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Cas
My pleasure
(told you penguins were evil, they’re even taking over google now).
It’s traffic - who cares what searches got you the readers?
October 17, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Josh
True, true, Cas.
As an aside.. Hobbit Vikings vs. Penguin Ninjas. Whaddya’ think?
October 20, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Cas
Penguin Ninjas. No contest.
October 20, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Josh
Pfah, okay.
I guess I’ll have to put my Hobbit Vikings into a few dungeons so they can level up, then multiclass to thieves, so they can stealth and backstab those ninja penguins of yours.
D&D, anyone? Minsc and Boo, stand ready!
December 17, 2006 at 7:53 pm
woodsy
Josh: Just performed a Google fight with an IRC bot. Results: Penguin Ninjas beat Hobbit Vikings by 1,060,000 to 123,000! There’s confirmation for you
December 17, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Josh
Rigged, obviously. Ninja penguins are sneaky bastards. They clearly snuck in and rigged the bot to give such a result.
I still say hobbit vikings would come out victorious.
April 26, 2007 at 9:27 am
Stealth Ninja Penguin
Every wondered why some explorers never came back from Antarctica? Penguins look fluffy and cute but that’s just a distraction for the Ninja Penguins to do their work. You can trun your back to the sea but never turn your back to a penguin.
I was going to up load a picture of myself but no joy. Next time
August 7, 2008 at 6:07 am
cadmonkey
I got here with the search ‘penguins can kill you’… there are supposedly 201 ways a penguin can kill…I might have my number wrong - that’s what I was trying to look that up… yes, yes it’s a niche!