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• Why Don’t They Flush?

  November 24, 2008 in All Entries

  As per Nil’s recommendation, I shall keep this post short, so as to avoid it becoming overly weird. So, let’s get to it:

  In public restrooms, why do so many people not flush? It takes…

• Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

  November 17, 2008 in All Entries

  I’m not a big movie buff. When people ask me if I’ve seen such and such movie that recently came out, probably 98% of the time, my answer is something like “What was the title?…

• Computer Tales: Is That Plugged Into the Right Spot?

  November 6, 2008 in All Entries

  As some of you may recall, I bought parts to build a new computer a little over a month ago. My tale last left off with me awaiting the arrival of a heat sink…

• Overheard in Class

  October 23, 2008 in All Entries

  I was in Cultural Geography class yesterday morning, and overhead a splendid little conversation between two girls (who, incidentally, text almost constantly during class):

  Girl 1: So, did you finish your response for ethics?
  Girl 2: Yeah,…

• The First Step In Becoming a Satanist

  October 19, 2008 in All Entries

  So, you want to become a Satanist, huh? Alright. I’ll help you get started. The first step is to learn how to spell Satan. I know - you’d think the first step would be learning…